Sunday, November 15th, 2009
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10:36 am - Today's menu.
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Friday, November 6th, 2009
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7:50 pm - Asi que no se duerma!
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Tuesday, October 20th, 2009
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3:41 pm - Discorsi con la mamma (dall'account del papa')
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Attilio says:
lasciami stare
Tiipsi Ilhuicamina says:
ma no, stiamo insieme dai!
Attilio says:
neanche morta
Tiipsi Ilhuicamina says:
invece quando tu morirai io staro' vicinissimo a te
Tiipsi Ilhuicamina says:
ti raccontero tutto
Tiipsi Ilhuicamina says:
tipo ossessivamente
Tiipsi Ilhuicamina says:
fino a putrefazione avvenuta
Attilio says:
ok
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Monday, October 12th, 2009
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8:13 pm - Hardboiled.
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Jennifer: except i meant do salt the water but you probably know that. if you don't and the egg breaks, all the white gets all over.
Sent at 7:11 PM on Monday
Jennifer's new status message - I'm not here right now 7:22 PM
Jennifer: did it work?
me: no
Jennifer: what did you do
me: I listened ot a woman.
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Sunday, October 11th, 2009
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1:05 pm - Il metodo calastriano.
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Cattivo Buddhista Snob says:
[viene presentato come] come qualcosa di salvifico
Cattivo Buddhista Snob says:
slegato da votazioni
Cattivo Buddhista Snob says:
e fondato sull'autoformazione illuminata
Cattivo Buddhista Snob says:
in realtà si tradusse in voti casuali e calchi di schizzi
Cattivo Buddhista Snob says:
un po' poco, voi che dite?
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Saturday, October 3rd, 2009
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8:46 pm - This is why america is the greates place in the world.
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Sunday, September 27th, 2009
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8:45 pm - Hasta la vista, cochino.
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T (second attempt):"Que habia hecho Rafael para que habrias tenido que acordarte de el cuando hubieras comido pollo?"
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Saturday, September 12th, 2009
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10:48 am - Coconuts.
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[...]In late May, George Burgess, director of the Florida Museum of Natural History's International Shark Attack File and a noted shark researcher, was quoted as saying, "Falling coconuts kill 150 people worldwide each year, 15 times the number of fatalities attributable to sharks."
When I called Burgess, he told me he had gotten this statistic off the Internet--specifically, from a widely reported press release from the British travel-insurance firm Club Direct, saying that "holidaymakers hit by falling coconuts will be guaranteed full cover under their travel insurance policy. The news follows reports from Queensland, Australia, that coconut trees are being uprooted by local councils fearful of being sued for damages by people injured by coconuts. . . . 'Coconuts kill around 150 people worldwide each year, which makes them about ten times more dangerous than sharks,' says Brent Escott, managing director of Club Direct."
From: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2405/are-150-people-killed-each-year-by-falling-coconuts
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Saturday, September 5th, 2009
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3:09 pm - Blasphemy
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Thursday, July 30th, 2009
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11:44 pm
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Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
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12:06 pm - Da "Aria malsana"
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« Mamma è di Plastica, / Babbo di Cartone,
la Nonna è un'Escrescenza / della Televisione »
(Papù)
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Friday, July 24th, 2009
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7:20 pm - I matresa!
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Persona (P): E' proprio vero: i figli "matrizzano".
Figlio di P (FDP): Sarebbe a dire?
P: Che i figli maschi sono come le madri.
FDP: *SARCASMO* Ah, vuoi dire che anche io, come te, risolverò i conflitti interpresonali ricorrendo ad una "goccia di miele" piuttosto che ad un "barile di aceto"? *SARCASMO*
P: Sei uno stupido. Cattivo e stupido.
FDP: Come era quella cosa delle madri e dei figli maschi?
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Saturday, July 4th, 2009
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12:32 am - Victory is my destiny.
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After a long, painstakingly intense final which lasted 5 games, I defeated Woder's Wolf and won the Super Smash Bros. Brawl tournament of my University. I can tell it was was one of the most fatiguing things I have ever done. Yay me, yay Meta Knight!
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Wednesday, July 1st, 2009
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6:49 pm - Bredabrawl memento.
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Monday, May 11th, 2009
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7:14 pm - Metabox (tits)
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Aren't my students just the best? Look what they've done for me!
P.S. "tits" is my SSB Brawl nickname.
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Saturday, May 9th, 2009
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1:05 pm - Carne de chucho.
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D: Como dicen en mi pueblo: "un culo dormido no tiene dueno".
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Saturday, May 2nd, 2009
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11:05 pm - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu
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Sokushinbutsu (即身仏) were Buddhist monks or priests who caused their own deaths in a way that resulted in their mummification. This practice reportedly took place almost exclusively in northern Japan around the Yamagata Prefecture. It is believed that many hundreds of monks tried, but only between 16 and 24 such mummifications have been discovered to date.
For 1,000 days (a little less than three years) the priests would eat a special diet consisting only of nuts and seeds, while taking part in a regimen of rigorous physical activity that stripped them of their body fat. They then ate only bark and roots for another thousand days and began drinking a poisonous tea made from the sap of the Urushi tree, normally used to lacquer bowls. This caused vomiting and a rapid loss of bodily fluids, and most importantly, it made the body too poisonous to be eaten by maggots. Finally, a self-mummifying monk would lock himself in a stone tomb barely larger than his body, where he would not move from the lotus position. His only connection to the outside world was an air tube and a bell. Each day he rang a bell to let those outside know that he was still alive. When the bell stopped ringing, the tube was removed and the tomb sealed. After the tomb was sealed, the other monks in the temple would wait another 1,000 days, and open the tomb to see if the mummification was successful. If the monk had been successfully mummified, they were immediately seen as a Buddha and put in the temple for viewing. Usually, though, there was just a decomposed body. Although they weren't viewed as a true Buddha if they weren't mummified, they were still admired and revered for their dedication and spirit.
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Wednesday, April 29th, 2009
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12:46 pm - Binary Haiku
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Monday, April 27th, 2009
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2:14 pm - Saggezza popolare a colazione.
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Sunday, April 26th, 2009
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11:28 am - Cancer Party.
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Y: I don't have cancer.
T: Yay! Let's celebrate!
Y: How do you want to celebrate?
T: What about injecting cancerous cells into eachother?
Y: hahaha!
* * *
Y: I also got some other really good news: I can still produce children.
T: How is that a good new?
Y: hahaha!
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